WHEN I ASKED YOU TO BEAT IT this wasn't the kind of beating I had in mind
RARITY! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
CARDBOARD the other white meat
LADY GAGA we found her secret condo
VEGETARIANS are delicious
BACON IS THE METH OF THE MEAT WORLD
THAT is one big wiener.
WIENERS no longer for adults
IT'S JUST NOT CHRISTMAS... with out the meativity scene
TACTICAL BACON Open can, dry hands... oh wait...
BEATING HIS MEAT since 1977
