GATORADE Is it in you?
RECYCLING Russians hate it.
THOUGHT BUBBLE if there was one..it would be blank
BEING A SUPERHERO can be embarrassing
1ST DAY ON THE JOB you know it, i know it, she knows it, this fatty is toast
KILL A CELEBRITY It increases the National I.Q.
SO WHAT? Im a 43-year old male who logs on to a popular social networking site pretending to be a 16-year old girl and nobody congratulates me.
UNNECESSARY TITLE it's redundant
OWNERS They suck
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