man

A WOMAN is reading the newspaper

COULD BE A SCOTISH HIGHLANDER doubtful but plausible

HOW MOST PEOPLE FEEL after a large, half-naked man has tossed them around

BITCH PLEASE Gimili is probably twice the man you are

THIS MAN is ready for the zombie invasion

MEANWHILE, IN oh hell I don't even wanna know

MEN BEWARE this is our future

LADIES MAN well we all got to start somewhere.

THE MAN BOWL finally we can eat at the table like a real human

HOLDING THE SPOON RIGHT is what gives you the permission to eat at the table

CHALLENGES a man that accepts any challenge will make an interesting corpse

APPARENTLY neither does perfect speller

FORMERLY OBESE MAN he was apparently eaten by this man

WAIT that's a guy?