man

CHALLENGES a man that accepts any challenge will make an interesting corpse

MEANWHILE, IN oh hell I don't even wanna know

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME this man is a trained professional

WAIT that's a guy?

TYPO I think one has been made

COULD BE A SCOTISH HIGHLANDER doubtful but plausible

SEX off the table in 3, 2, 1

THIS MAN is ready for the zombie invasion

THANKS for the warning

NAGGING not just a human thing

FESTIVALMAN drinks all your beer, and leaves your a tent that's been peed in.