loneliness

DRUNKEN TYPING occurs about three tequila shots before "lonliness" sets in.

Tunnel This!

MUSCLE TEARS No, they actually cause falling down, screaming, hospital visits, and leave you deformed.

MOUNTAINS Because you weren't lonely enough in your bedroom

ALONE IN THE DESERT Taking pictures of yourself from a distance.

GIRLFRIEND still working on the equation

HOBBIES If your dolls have dolls you really need to get laid

LONELINESS ITS WHAT'S FOR DINNER