lol

FACT You will check your keyboard

L'OREAL Because you're worth it

A.D.D. Step, step, LOOK AT THAT SQUIRREL!

I Am going to get sooooo high

THE 13TH AMENDMENT Possession of any person, regardless of job status, is a crime.

MESSY HAND JOBS I'll get the tissues.

CHASTITY BELT Evolved

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

INSERT MISLEADING COMMENT CONCLUDE WITH SEXIST JOKE

ANIMAL TESTING They did it right.

SHAKESBEAR

LOL FACE has better hair

THE G SPOT NOT AS ELUSIVE AS WE THOUGHT

BRIDE WITCH Conclusive proof that the developers on 'Left 4 Dead 2' are married.