link

CTRL+C newspaper writing since 1987

IMPOSSIBLE Link doesn't talk.

RULE 63 no exceptions

ZELDA'S LULLABY should be played here

ZELDA IS a girl.

SOLID SNAKE is not solid anymore

BUT he will not go far

WHY... are mario and link newd?

LINK has really let himself go

SAVED ALL OF HYRULE still get killed by the chicken

OMG, SHIELD. STOP!!! you're so hilarious

WELL if peach and zelda aren't putting out

THIS IS NOTHING there's a price on his head in Harvest Moon