lightsaber

ACTUALLY ewoks are not force-using

YOUR ARGUMENT I can't even hear it over the awesomeness, but I'm sure it's invalid.

THE FORCE it is weak with this one

CHAINSWORDS because lightsabers aren't messy enough

EPIC FAIL everybody knows vader's lightsaber is red

THIS GUY IS EITHER A BAD ASS or a jedi

It's Okay that's not a lightsaber

BOYFRIEND'S "LIGHTSABER" so that's what the kids are calling it these days

AT LEAST it wasn't a portal gun