laws

BILL OF RIGHTS Too long. Didn't read*

*But will use half-assed understanding to demand "freedom" for stupid behavior.

EVERGREEN STATE now makes more sense

STAR TREK getting it right for the rest of us

BASEBALL BATS Still a valid option.

THE ECONOMY Yes... It's That Bad

30 YEARS FOR STEALING A COW how much for cow tipping?

YET

DO NOT RIDE TRICERATOPS all other dinosaurs fair game.

VOTING ON PROP 19 (ALMOST) DOING IT RIGHT

WELL DAMN

ANGRY EYEBROWS They're not allowed. This sign is quite odd, and specific... Oh wait... there's a site for that.

THIS DRUG ZONE It's School-Free, and we enforce it !

NORWEGIAN ROAD PATROL In Norway you don't exceed the speed limit. Ever.