laws

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EVERGREEN STATE now makes more sense

WELL DAMN

VOTING ON PROP 19 (ALMOST) DOING IT RIGHT

NORWEGIAN ROAD PATROL In Norway you don't exceed the speed limit. Ever.

BILL OF RIGHTS Too long. Didn't read*

*But will use half-assed understanding to demand "freedom" for stupid behavior.

DO NOT RIDE TRICERATOPS all other dinosaurs fair game.

THIS DRUG ZONE It's School-Free, and we enforce it !

STAR TREK getting it right for the rest of us

30 YEARS FOR STEALING A COW how much for cow tipping?

THE ECONOMY Yes... It's That Bad

ANGRY EYEBROWS They're not allowed. This sign is quite odd, and specific... Oh wait... there's a site for that.

BASEBALL BATS Still a valid option.