lady

NAGGING not just a human thing

TYPO I think one has been made

TRADE ME IN FOR A NEWER MODEL? I don't think so

LAST NIGHT'S DINNER I can taste it, because I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

LIKE A BOSS

LADY DEADPOOL knows the way to her man's heart

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE now we just need another crazy old lady

JESUS YOU SCARED ME for a moment I thought you were out of the kitchen, give me my beer.

EMERGENCIES sometimes you just have to do what you have to do.

'DAT ASS

SEXY? Maybe, or she could be trying to clean out her last client.

WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN at her last two weddings?

THIS LADY should be high-fived in the face with a chair for having to ask the audience

A SHARP SWORD straight through his chest