lady

TYPO I think one has been made

WHEN I SEE IT?? it practically smacked me in the eye.

THIS LADY should be high-fived in the face with a chair for having to ask the audience

1080 lbs

DAT ASS

PARK WH*RE you're doing it right

ONLY IN ENGLAND

JESUS YOU SCARED ME for a moment I thought you were out of the kitchen, give me my beer.

WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN at her last two weddings?

MEDICATION don't stop taking it

CHORUS SINGING only time you can grab a chick and she won't mind

ORGASMS don't look as good as they feel

WHO needs hands nowadays to scratch the back of your head?