ladies

THE LADIES, HOWEVER were very interested

WHEN USED CORRECTLY, an ugly woman can be just as lethal as a big dog, two shotguns or a claw hammer

QUIET DUDE! I got this!

NINJA SKILLS they apply in water,

CROSS DRESSING it usually begins innocently enough

LADIES PLEASE form a line. plenty of me to go around

CHOREOGRAPHY even if it's a little thing like making yourself look retarded,it still takes time, planning and timing to make perfect

GAY MEN isn't it obvious?

THEY'RE ON TO US run!

SOON......

VIRTUAL ALCOHOL because if you don't offer her a drink, the fat guy pretending to be a chick might reject you.