KIRK'S LOVE CHILD he only had one? really?
CAN YOU GUESS what his captain's log says?
CHASTITY BELT Evolved
THE KIRKLIGHT that's why it's called that
DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL really sometimes we don't want to know.
SEXUAL HARASSMENT apparently it's still a problem in the future
TRIBBLES the other, other white meat
DR. MCCOY Best. Wingman. Ever.
MCCOY AND KIRK have seen worse
SENSITIVITY Spock send down more security officers. All the other are dead except for one and he isn't going to last much longer.
HOLY SH!T can you believe they pay us to do this?
SPOCK! HELP ME! I'm in a black and white
VACATIONS even Kirk and Spock do it
SELECTIVE MEMORY afterwords Kirk and Spock agreed it had never happened and they never spoke of it again
