karate

ADVERTISING You're doing it right.

EVER BEEN SO MAD Your punch refracted?

MR. MIAGI Wax on.. wax off.. wax off... wax off... wax off....

THE WIIMOTE Now with "catfight" function.

HOWEVER, if he has arms, you're on your own

THEY SAID ANYTHING

OWNED he blocked you punch with his face.

STEVEN SEAGAL I know Kung Fu, Karate, Taekwondo, and 27 other dangerous words.

IT IS NOW because I kicked the sun

... at night?

KRAV MAGA the art of making your wrist sound like a cement mixer

GRAVY EXPLOSION in 3, 2, 1.