karate

ADVERTISING You're doing it right.

THE WIIMOTE Now with "catfight" function.

THEY SAID ANYTHING

OWNED he blocked you punch with his face.

KRAV MAGA the art of making your wrist sound like a cement mixer

IT IS NOW because I kicked the sun

GRAVY EXPLOSION in 3, 2, 1.

EVER BEEN SO MAD Your punch refracted?

HOWEVER, if he has arms, you're on your own

... at night?

JUDO gentle way my a$$

MR. MIAGI Wax on.. wax off.. wax off... wax off... wax off....