karate

STEVEN SEAGAL I know Kung Fu, Karate, Taekwondo, and 27 other dangerous words.

THE WIIMOTE Now with "catfight" function.

GRAVY EXPLOSION in 3, 2, 1.

THEY SAID ANYTHING

HOWEVER, if he has arms, you're on your own

JUDO gentle way my a$$

EVER BEEN SO MAD Your punch refracted?

OWNED he blocked you punch with his face.

ADVERTISING You're doing it right.

IT IS NOW because I kicked the sun

... at night?

MR. MIAGI Wax on.. wax off.. wax off... wax off... wax off....

KRAV MAGA the art of making your wrist sound like a cement mixer