karate

OWNED he blocked you punch with his face.

ADVERTISING You're doing it right.

MR. MIAGI Wax on.. wax off.. wax off... wax off... wax off....

THEY SAID ANYTHING

JUDO gentle way my a$$

IT IS NOW because I kicked the sun

STEVEN SEAGAL I know Kung Fu, Karate, Taekwondo, and 27 other dangerous words.

HOWEVER, if he has arms, you're on your own

KRAV MAGA the art of making your wrist sound like a cement mixer

EVER BEEN SO MAD Your punch refracted?

THE WIIMOTE Now with "catfight" function.

GRAVY EXPLOSION in 3, 2, 1.