karate

STEVEN SEAGAL I know Kung Fu, Karate, Taekwondo, and 27 other dangerous words.

MR. MIAGI Wax on.. wax off.. wax off... wax off... wax off....

THE WIIMOTE Now with "catfight" function.

... at night?

ADVERTISING You're doing it right.

HOWEVER, if he has arms, you're on your own

KRAV MAGA the art of making your wrist sound like a cement mixer

IT IS NOW because I kicked the sun

THEY SAID ANYTHING

EVER BEEN SO MAD Your punch refracted?

OWNED he blocked you punch with his face.

JUDO gentle way my a$$

GRAVY EXPLOSION in 3, 2, 1.