karate

GRAVY EXPLOSION in 3, 2, 1.

MR. MIAGI Wax on.. wax off.. wax off... wax off... wax off....

HOWEVER, if he has arms, you're on your own

JUDO gentle way my a$$

EVER BEEN SO MAD Your punch refracted?

KRAV MAGA the art of making your wrist sound like a cement mixer

... at night?

THEY SAID ANYTHING

ADVERTISING You're doing it right.

IT IS NOW because I kicked the sun

OWNED he blocked you punch with his face.

THE WIIMOTE Now with "catfight" function.

STEVEN SEAGAL I know Kung Fu, Karate, Taekwondo, and 27 other dangerous words.