just-kidding-relax

PATIENCE Not beating the s#!t out of your kid after he ruins 12 hours of hard work

OVERDOSE too much stereotype for one person to handle

COPS In the line of duty

ALONE IN THE DARK WTH it's soooo sunny in that room... oh I get it

919,217 who should not be allowed to breed.

CHASTITY It's curable, if detected early

MONKEY PROSTITUTES "Hey baby! Need a date?"

IN SOVIET RUSSIA Boat Ride You

RELIGION Treat it like your penis. Dont show it off in public and don't shove it down your children's throat.

JAPAN where everything wants to tentacle rape you