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MEANWHILE In Iran.

KILL A CELEBRITY It increases the National I.Q.

LIKE A BOSS Beer and Sex Division

A BALANCE DIET MAKES A BALANCED BODY

STOP giving your dog crack

PUPPIES Great for picking up chicks and distracting insurgents.

ANGRY EATER You'd be angry too if you had to eat Chinese food EVERY DAMN DAY!

BEER when women fail

DEATH STAR THE VERY BEGINNING

NOPE I'm not a serial killer, I promise.