job

RETAIL. I pray for a zombie apocalypse each day

YOUR JOB in two words

WHALE SURFING a more legitimate job than anyone actually realized.

DUDE that's deep

WEATHER MAN the only job where you can be wrong consistently and still have a job.

GUARD and you thought pencil-pushing was bad

SORRY SON, but you have to get a job now

OH HAI THERE just reminding you how your job will never be as awesome as mine.

LAST DAY ON THE JOB you're doing it right

HE NEVER TOLD ANYONE about his job