ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS You must meet our low standards
YOUR JOB in two words
YOU ARE NOT HERE BECAUSE YOU ARE BORED you are here because you are boring
REGRETS damn you lowballed the quote for this job.
HE NEVER TOLD ANYONE about his job
LAST DAY ON THE JOB you're doing it right
DUDE that's deep
MINIMUM WAGE get what you pay for
GET A JOB then maybe she'll be impressed
