BRAVERY At Its Finest
THEY Have a cake for everything now
CONGRATULATIONS! You've Won A Trip To Africa!
GUESS WE KNOW Which claw he masturbates with
JESUS' MIRACLES Now a little less magnificent... but at least you get a free toy.
A.E.D adorable explosive device
CALL IN SICK LOSE THE WAR It's that simple
KOREAN FAT CAMP you will die
HOBBITS Every race has its prostitutes
DOMESTIC ABUSE It feels good
IMPOSSIBLE Link doesn't talk.
ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS You must meet our low standards
THE BACON AISLE!!!
MATH It even looks retarded
BEING HOMELESS Makes me a sad, sad panda