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GSUS The holiest chord

ALONE IN THE DARK WTH it's soooo sunny in that room... oh I get it

METH Rolling back prices farther than Wal-Mart

CONGRATULATIONS! You've Won A Trip To Africa!

PRESENTS It creates a festive atmosphere

EMO-NERD Why just be a part of one socially outcast group when you can be in two?

POPEMOBILE Because nothing shows your faith in God like 4 inches of bullet proof glass

HOUSE 4 RENT Previous tenants deceased.

ATHEISTS Always having fun among religious people

BASEBALL Much cooler with Meth

OOPS WRONG SCHOOL The elementary school was across the street.

BEING HOMELESS Makes me a sad, sad panda

IT LOOKS DELICIOUS Scared and tender, just the way I like it.

GO FIGURE

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING Some books tell it like it is

GO AHEAD, HAVE YOUR FUN it's always the children who suffer