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IMPOSSIBLE Link doesn't talk.

POPE DRACULA Have Faith in HIm

GO AHEAD, HAVE YOUR FUN it's always the children who suffer

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

JESUS' MIRACLES Now a little less magnificent... but at least you get a free toy.

HOGWARTS: Not doing the necessary background checks on teachers.

GSUS The holiest chord

OBVIOUSLY FOR GIRLS They never go alone.

GUESS WE KNOW Which claw he masturbates with

MIXED FEELINGS

POPEMOBILE Because nothing shows your faith in God like 4 inches of bullet proof glass

FAIL Chuck Norris has no weaknesses.

ZOMBIELAND If you were ever curious what would happen to Mark Zuckerberg during the zombie apocalypse

OOPS WRONG SCHOOL The elementary school was across the street.

A.E.D adorable explosive device

STARS WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP This is how she really looks like