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BRAVERY At Its Finest

THEY Have a cake for everything now

CONGRATULATIONS! You've Won A Trip To Africa!

GUESS WE KNOW Which claw he masturbates with

JESUS' MIRACLES Now a little less magnificent... but at least you get a free toy.

A.E.D adorable explosive device

CALL IN SICK LOSE THE WAR It's that simple

KOREAN FAT CAMP you will die

HOBBITS Every race has its prostitutes

DOMESTIC ABUSE It feels good

IMPOSSIBLE Link doesn't talk.

ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS You must meet our low standards

THE BACON AISLE!!!

MATH It even looks retarded

BEING HOMELESS Makes me a sad, sad panda