TLDR
WELL, IF YOU INSIST
Instructions for how to slowly kill yourself to escape watching Twilight
ACID rub until left hand disappears
TACTICAL BACON Open can, dry hands... oh wait...
BONDAGE be sure to follow the assembly instructions carefully,
MIND BLOWN all because I didn't take the right medication
PROPER POOPING if you can read already, I hope this is unnecessary.
STEP 1: Cut a hole in the box.
