STEP 1: Cut a hole in the box.
MIND BLOWN all because I didn't take the right medication
BONDAGE be sure to follow the assembly instructions carefully,
ACID rub until left hand disappears
PROPER POOPING if you can read already, I hope this is unnecessary.
TLDR
WELL, IF YOU INSIST
TACTICAL BACON Open can, dry hands... oh wait...
Instructions for how to slowly kill yourself to escape watching Twilight
