TLDR
Instructions for how to slowly kill yourself to escape watching Twilight
STEP 1: Cut a hole in the box.
WELL, IF YOU INSIST
TACTICAL BACON Open can, dry hands... oh wait...
BONDAGE be sure to follow the assembly instructions carefully,
PROPER POOPING if you can read already, I hope this is unnecessary.
ACID rub until left hand disappears
MIND BLOWN all because I didn't take the right medication
