instructions

MIND BLOWN all because I didn't take the right medication

STEP 1: Cut a hole in the box.

TACTICAL BACON Open can, dry hands... oh wait...

PROPER POOPING if you can read already, I hope this is unnecessary.

ACID rub until left hand disappears

BONDAGE be sure to follow the assembly instructions carefully,

Instructions for how to slowly kill yourself to escape watching Twilight

TLDR

WELL, IF YOU INSIST