TLDR
WELL, IF YOU INSIST
ACID rub until left hand disappears
PROPER POOPING if you can read already, I hope this is unnecessary.
STEP 1: Cut a hole in the box.
MIND BLOWN all because I didn't take the right medication
Instructions for how to slowly kill yourself to escape watching Twilight
TACTICAL BACON Open can, dry hands... oh wait...
BONDAGE be sure to follow the assembly instructions carefully,
