in this economy

OH MY GOD Soylent Gas is people.

HOBO SO HOMELESS he can't afford a face,

YOU'RE HIRED For, you know, whatever

SHEEP HERDING ASSISTANT You are also very hired.

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS Making managerial decisions since 1999.

ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS You must meet our low standards

MILITARY CUTBACKS Fighting Terrorism Two Wheels At A Time

TIP #1 Don't buy this app

RECESSION FORCING BATMAN TO THINK SMARTER

HE LOST THE DEATHSTAR Then they took away his company car

U.S. RECESSION

PHOTOSHOP costs more than $5

UNEMPLOYMENT SOONER OR LATER IT HAPPENS TO US ALL

HOUSE 4 RENT Previous tenants deceased.

Seems Legit