in this economy

ALL YOUR PROBLEMS Can Be Solved By Robocop Riding A Unicorn

THINGS A LITTLE TIGHT? Pr0n employers are looking for you

TIP #1 Don't buy this app

DR EVIL would you like it in 5s? 10s? or ?

HOBO SO HOMELESS he can't afford a face,

MILITARY CUTBACKS Fighting Terrorism Two Wheels At A Time

PHOTOSHOP costs more than $5

HOUSE 4 RENT Previous tenants deceased.

KATY PERRY BOOB ADJUST best job ever,

POLICE TRAINING It's gotten this cheap...

OH MY GOD Soylent Gas is people.

GET OUT Of my facebook picture!!!

ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS You must meet our low standards

YOU'RE HIRED For, you know, whatever