in this economy

UNEMPLOYMENT SOONER OR LATER IT HAPPENS TO US ALL

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS Making managerial decisions since 1999.

GET OUT Of my facebook picture!!!

RECESSION FORCING BATMAN TO THINK SMARTER

Seems Legit

TIP #1 Don't buy this app

EMPLOYMENT Remember, if you think your job sucks... there's probably worse.

ALL YOUR PROBLEMS Can Be Solved By Robocop Riding A Unicorn

DR EVIL would you like it in 5s? 10s? or ?

YOU'RE HIRED For, you know, whatever

U.S. RECESSION

HOUSE 4 RENT Previous tenants deceased.

ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS You must meet our low standards

HOBO SO HOMELESS he can't afford a face,