in this economy

METER MAIDS They need a little extra cash too

CHRISTINA HENDRICKS Even the ads can't keep their eyes off of her

See the gif that the ad can't get its eye off here. (via: Roflrazzi)

TIP #1 Don't buy this app

POLICE TRAINING It's gotten this cheap...

MILITARY CUTBACKS Fighting Terrorism Two Wheels At A Time

YOU'RE HIRED For, you know, whatever

Seems Legit

HOUSE 4 RENT Previous tenants deceased.

U.S. RECESSION

HE LOST THE DEATHSTAR Then they took away his company car

ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS You must meet our low standards

DR EVIL would you like it in 5s? 10s? or ?

THINGS A LITTLE TIGHT? Pr0n employers are looking for you