hot dog

NO, JUST NEW JERSEY why do you think snooki looks the way she does?

YES SHE WANTS IT.. between her buns

1951 the very beginning

OM NOM NOM is it wrong that I'm a little turned on by this?

SUBLIMINAL it's just an elaborate ruse to get her to think about trying... apples. That or an*l. No, I think it is apples.

PHOTOSHOP I don't need it

AMERICA

WITH GREAT POWER comes great responsibility.

CONEY 2012 a first world solution for first world hunger.

ACTUALLY it's a hot dog