THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR

53, never ever again, please

KEVIN BACON please don't die

SADLY it does not work

FALSE HOPE No amount of scrubbing will get the whore out of you.

THERE IS HOPE

HOPE all is lost

THERE WAS HOPE when jersey shore was cancelled

HOPE That thoes fingers are loaded...

THERE IS ALSO plastic surgery and photoshop

HOPE FOR HUMANITY has officially been lost

WELCOME TO THE ER you'd better hope you brought a book.