hipster

BIOCHEMISTRY technically all food is organic

Emile Zola Was a gansta before it was cool

HIPSTER MULDER thought it was aliens before it was cool

NICE TRY ...but you forgot the Springer video and the hair scrunchie

PLAYING SKYRIM before it was cool

PEDO-HIPSTER he was falling in love with natalie portman before it was LEGAL

SAME THING

OLD SPICE so hipster it shoots lasers

SORRY LINCOLN jefferson liked them first.

Dovahkiin Lion King had them before they were cool

LADIES The line forms to the left

HIPSTER BENDER sadly, not the solution we were all hoping for