hipster

HIPSTER MULDER thought it was aliens before it was cool

HAD NO EMOTIONS before it was cool

JOHN 15:18 if the world hates you, remember that it hated me first.

PEDO-HIPSTER he was falling in love with natalie portman before it was LEGAL

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

SORRY LINCOLN jefferson liked them first.

BIOCHEMISTRY technically all food is organic

COME ON.... just a little closer

HAA "Hoo" is too mainstream

SOMEWHERE you've probably never heard of

FIRST CHURCH OF HIPSTER you've probably never heard of it.

ORIGINAL HIPSTER but you've probably never heard of him.

BUT YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF HIM

OLD SPICE so hipster it shoots lasers