hipster

ORIGINAL HIPSTER but you've probably never heard of him.

HIPSTER DOG eating poop before it was cool.

FIRST CHURCH OF HIPSTER you've probably never heard of it.

HAD NO EMOTIONS before it was cool

BEING A HIPSTER you're doing it right

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

HAA "Hoo" is too mainstream

PLAYING SKYRIM before it was cool

HIPSTER MULDER thought it was aliens before it was cool

SOMEWHERE you've probably never heard of

1 PERSON is a hipster

HIPSTER DOG you've probably only heard of hipster cat