help

KING ARTHUR has an iPhone

OFFER ACCEPTED

SQUIRRELS + COFFEE Dear god, help us.

FLYING SHARK The last time birds made fun of him

SCREAM TIL DAD STOPS Then Call The Police

MORON that's the t-800 from Terminator 2, he's coming to save you

HELP ME I am both frightened and turned on

UHH... NOPE! unless her name is help or gtfo.

I'M WITH THE GOVERNMENT and I'm here to help

WOW do bullets really cost that much these days?

A LITTLE HELP HERE...

JUST $4 A MONTH Can help people like this.

WEINER he offered a pr0n star help.