helicopter

OH MY GOD HONEY, THANK YOU. WHAT IS IT.

ANY LANDING where you can crawl out of the wreckage perched above a whirling propeller over miles deep water to crawl 30 feet up to a pitching and yawing deck... is a good landing

WALKING THE DOG like a boss

LANDING any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

AL JAZEERA NEWS no longer has a traffic copter

WELL, THAT ISNT PROMISING.

WORST PARENT EVER.

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS where is your paper now? where is it?

DID ANYONE SEE... where I put my sphere of annihilation?

HELO-KITTY you're doing it wrong

TAKE THAT, OCEAN!

INCORRECT worst parent ever