INTERNET I love you
The hall of fame - the pinnacle of achievement in whatever sport or activity you might participate in, even Tiddly Winks.
DONUT SEEDS Someone is making millions
IF ALL ELSE FAILS... Break their necks.
GIRLFRIEND still working on the equation
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO! except develop an algorithm that determines if an arbitrary turning machine halts simultaneously measure the momentum and position of a particle with product of their errors less than half of the reduced Planck constant, or develop a recursively enumerable sex of axioms powerful enough to define Peano arithmetic while being both complete and consistent.
DAVID BOWIE the closest anyone has ever been to being a real anime character