Hall of Fame

Computer Scientists They always confuse Halloween and Christmas...

PUBIC HAIR Nope just kidding, it's spiders.

BACON GUN Only in America

CHIVALRY is not dead

The Dark Side just became harder to resist

SKEPTICAL DOG is skeptical

MEANWHILE... in America

HADOUKEN

LIKE A BOSS!

It's Not Over Yet, Kids We still have 2,000 years of this to go. After all Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4,000 AD

SMEARGLE The perfect date rapist.

POOR STEVE...

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO! except develop an algorithm that determines if an arbitrary turning machine halts simultaneously measure the momentum and position of a particle with product of their errors less than half of the reduced Planck constant, or develop a recursively enumerable sex of axioms powerful enough to define Peano arithmetic while being both complete and consistent.

WRESTLING There's always a winner.

OPTICAL ILLUSION if you look for 30 seconds, a forest appears in the back

STEPHEN COLBERT Trolling Congress since 2005