half life

RULE 34 no exceptions

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. here, take this crowbar.

OH YEAH I AM the danger

STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY than twilight

THAT IS NOT TRUE we have Lara Croft, too

GORDON FREEMAN geek idol of the year, every year

HALF LIFE!

NEVER BRING A GUN to a crowbar fight

DR. GORDON FREEMAN the only man with a Phd. in Asskicking

WHICH YEAR?

JUST GIVES US HATS and promises of 3s that don't happen

SOON.

DREAMING you're doing it now

GORDON FREEMAN just divided by zero