half life

SOON.

HALF LIFE!

JUST GIVES US HATS and promises of 3s that don't happen

DR. GORDON FREEMAN the only man with a Phd. in Asskicking

GORDON FREEMAN geek idol of the year, every year

I'D HIT THAT... with a crowbar,

GORDON FREEMAN just divided by zero

WHICH YEAR?

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. here, take this crowbar.

DREAMING you're doing it now

NEVER BRING A GUN to a crowbar fight

STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY than twilight

RULE 34 no exceptions

THAT IS NOT TRUE we have Lara Croft, too