SEEMS LEGIT
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA it actually takes place in a rub & tug in minneapolis
UMBRELLAS cause my hair ain't getting wet
SOMETHING TELLS ME he's got the chops for it
COMBOVERS No-one will notice, Honest.
CHIA PET
MEANWHILE in france, I guess
EHARMONY PROFILE I'm a good listener
DIFFERENCE they have none
GUINEA PIGS Supplying Donal Trump with hair since 1980
HAT HAIR and you thought yours looked stupid
