guy

SO Ya, and then you know what the b*tch tells me, she tells me to take out the garbage. Anyway man, thanks for listening.

LIKE A BOX

THIS GUY has the weirdest boners

THIS GUY does not have a girlfriend

TO THIS DAY, peggy never discovered who stole her piglet, but she still has her suspicions

THE GUY ON THE BOTTOM has an extra bone in his neck

THIS NEWS is never welcome, regardless of the situation

THE NAKED MAN works 2 out of 3 times

CLEVERNESS someone give this guy a medal

YOUR PIZZA GUY Will never be as cool as mine.

NINJA BIKE

NOPE it's still 50% you never had a chance with the blonde.

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT if you're a guy