gross

WHEN YOU SEE IT Nevermind, he beat you to it.

THEY Have a cake for everything now

REDDIT We'll help, but everyone is going to know about it.

THE SWIMMING POO It lies.

SEX ED CLASS Parents, talk to your kids about sex. before this man does.

EVER FEEL LIKE You just don't get the respect you deserve?

MCDONALD'S I'm not surprised.

EATING YOUR PERIOD BLOOD considered more normal

SMOKING You're doing it wrong.

COOKING WITH POOH for when you're tired of eating it plain out of a cup

DUDE Can I bum a smoke from...you know what, I'll just quit.

MARKETING Doesn't always lie... And isn't always necessary...

FANFICTION it's really messed up

THAT'S NO BABY... that's an alien