gross

THAT'S NO BABY... that's an alien

KE$HA She looks like if I touched her, she'd be sticky.

SUNSCREEN? it never even crossed my mind

SMOKING You're doing it wrong.

PREPARATION H is not toothpaste

DUDE Can I bum a smoke from...you know what, I'll just quit.

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN.

FANFICTION it's really messed up

COMBOVERS No-one will notice, Honest.

YOU'RE RIGHT.. because there is no beer in this fridge

MARKETING Doesn't always lie... And isn't always necessary...