gross

KE$HA She looks like if I touched her, she'd be sticky.

SUNSCREEN? it never even crossed my mind

COOKING WITH POOH for when you're tired of eating it plain out of a cup

BLUETOOTH you're doing it wrong

BEST RESTAURANT DEAL um, no thanks...I think I'll pass today

A WASH AND BLOW whole new meaning

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN.

MCDONALD'S I'm not surprised.

THEY Have a cake for everything now

DISGUSTING The way he likes his coffee and women