gross

3 PR0N You're gonna be pregnant watching it

FAIL? SERIOUSLY? miller, budweiser, coors, bush, o'douls and milwaukee's best. I only see flavored water too.

GET OUTTA MY DREAMS get into my arteries

SEX ED CLASS Parents, talk to your kids about sex. before this man does.

The ignorance achieved such levels that Gordon Ramsay was genuinely bewildered as to how someone could possibly not mean to serve another person straight up rancid scallops. 

EVER FEEL LIKE You just don't get the respect you deserve?

FROM THE makers of fleshlight

2 GIRLS, 1 CUP my corgis do something similar

MARKETING Doesn't always lie... And isn't always necessary...

CHILD ABUSE apparently doesn't apply if daddy's hungry?

PRE-DINNER MAYO it's good for you