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COMIC SANS maybe that's the reason

SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS but you are actually saying you are a pedophile

DUNNO ABOUT YOU but I don't eat anything off my girlfriend with friends

INTELLIGENT you are not

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL some place you never went

TWILIGHT finally winning something

THE TOILET no longer in your house

OR GAY

WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

SUCCESS you haven't really failed at life unless you're reading this

ALSO the stormtroopers have never hit any targets

ASYMPTOTES I'm not touching you

WHY is there pink on that graph?

COOL now set it to equal Y, so I can see if it actually works