good idea

COPPING A FEEL because skydiving isn't thrilling enough

LIKE A BOSS

FEELING COLD Painters don't have this problem

GIMMIE THAT I'll take care of this.

OBVIOUSLY You've never worked customer service.

AWESOME

LEMON PARTY I don't see the problem.

NAILED IT You're welcome

THERE ARE NO WORDS to express the joy I'm feeling right now

SHE NEEDS a lot

MEANWHILE in Indanapolis

KINDERGARTEN bobby knows his primary colors, and can count to ten, but learning to tie his shoes has left him really on edge. He could also you some more bourbon in his sippy cup

CAUSE running from the cops is great exercise