good idea

TWO WORDS worth it

QUICK Throw some turtles and a japanese rat in there

LIKE A BOSS

COLLEGE essentials

ABORTION Maybe not such a bad idea

PLAYING OUTSIDE you're doing it right

REALITY no...no, this doesn't work

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN they hatin'

HE'S STILL OUT THERE Honey call the cops.

AT FIRST, I LAUGHED. Then I realized with a bit of creative rewording, it could save my social life.

BEER Always the best solution.

HEATERS gonna heat

MEANWHILE in Indanapolis

CATS can be used as claw-grenades