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I AM A THREE HEADED KING COBRA

DEER GOD answers asks

FOOTPRINTS "But lord, during the hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?" "Because," said the Lord, "Sandpeople always ride single file, to hide their numbers."

PORCELAIN GOD tell me your secrets

MICHAEL JORDAN god of basketball

WHOEVER MADE THIS is a photoshop god

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ATHEISTS Winning since 33 A.D.

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NEPOTISM it's good to have connections

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