girls

PUBERTY like beer goggles for girls

SINCERITY when someone asks what's on your mind, sometimes they don't really want to know

Tunnel This!

YOU JUST FIGURED THAT OUT?

DRACULA VS. TWILIGHT they both break into the bedrooms of teenage girls

HI, I'M A DOUCHEBAG I used to get ignored by girls, when I was a nice guy. Now I can get all the chicks that I want without caring about their feelings. Life is great.

SCENE GIRLS know nothing of their heritage

JEALOUSY If that little jerk is going to dance with someone else, then I'm gonna get hammered.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU that most guys in the friend zone actually want a relationship and not just sex, which invalidates your assumption that every guy in the friend zone is a sex-obsessed pig.

BARBIE AR-15 cause girls just wanna have guns.

SHE IS Just not around you

CHOCOLATE bacon for girls