girlfriend

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

UNFORTUNATELY a good girlfriend will cost you more than a new hard drive

BECAUSE she kept strong-arming me.

THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER is taking the picture

BUT a great one will make you build a RAID array just to hold all her favorites

SHAME this guy has none of it

ACTUALLY... that's the probably the boyfriend

PHOTOSHOP for those that can't get a real girlfriend

BACON FLAVORED GIRLFRIEND you're doing it wrong...oh so wrong.

COINCIDENCE he imagines the same thing

SHE LIED