girlfriend

SHE LIED

BECAUSE she kept strong-arming me.

GIRLFRIEND OF THE YEAR

STARCRAFT what did you give up for it?

B*TCH PLEASE I've got about 2TB of pr0n on my computer right now... and I think you're girlfriend is in some of it.

WHAT IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND SEES THIS. and murders you?

EXCEPT when it's on a girlfriend

DEAR BOYFRIEND I can make you girlfriend scream louder than you can. Sincerely, the Spiders

DAMN IT Why didn't I think of that

THE AWKWARD MOMENT when you realize your girlfriend is wearing the same skirt

GIRLFRIEND still working on the equation