girlfriend

A CLONE TROOPER SNIPER RILE and my girlfriend with a portal gun, easiest game ever

FOREVER alone

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when your girlfriend's little sister has bigger bewbs than your girlfriend.

YES PLEASE

COINCIDENCE he imagines the same thing

UNFORTUNATELY a good girlfriend will cost you more than a new hard drive

SOMEBODY TOLD ME that you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend

DUNNO ABOUT YOU but I don't eat anything off my girlfriend with friends

BECAUSE she kept strong-arming me.

ACTUALLY... that's the probably the boyfriend

EVER SINCE HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM this is my life