LET THE GAMES BEGIN
RESCUE ATTEMPT Got a quarter?
GREATNESS If the Mormons won't play it, it has to be good.
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES until a wave comes
TOILET SEAT THROW considered for olympics
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES until he needs to poop
HUNGRY HIPPOS You're playing it wrong
TEST YOUR STRENGTH Just click as hard as you can.
HALF LIFE!
YOU GAME OR YOU DIE!