friends

FRIENDS sometimes they're a$$holes

THESE 10 FRIENDS are actually 7.

MAKING NEW FRIENDS you're doing it horribly, horribly wrong.

REAL FRIENDS if you had any they wouldn't let you out looking like this

FRIENDS if you get too drunk to drive, they'll put you up for the night

SORRY, CROCHET DUDE but I'm not ready to go that far yet. Howabout we just be friends for now?

FRIENDS when you try to be supportive, they may take you down with them

LIKE A ROSS

DRINKING ALONE if god wanted us to be social drinkers, he would have given us friends.