fridge

HAVING A SMART CAR it doesn't make you smart

NO HON... I said the bottom of the fridge....

ID TAP THAT ketchup bottle

JAPAN where everything wants to tentacle rape you

I AM THE 2% occupy Frigidaire

HEY BABE, GO TO THE STORE we're almost out of beer

MEANWHILE in Korea

ITS GONNA BE A HOT SUMMER you may want to stock up on beverages

FOUR TIMES the amount of times your mom will tell you to "knock it off" before she snaps and puts your *ss on ice.

FRIDGE IS EMPTY Wonder why?

FATHERHOOD if it's the one thing you learn in life Monica this is the temperature daddy likes to keep his vodka chilled

HONEY, did you notice that the refrigerator is now asking for money?

COMPLETELY WORTHLESS! There's no beer in that fridge.