HAVING A SMART CAR it doesn't make you smart
Check the fridge, there's a cool breeze that shouldn't be there. These chilly puns will have you thawing that heart in no time, so keep your eyes peeled.
JAPAN where everything wants to tentacle rape you
FOUR TIMES the amount of times your mom will tell you to "knock it off" before she snaps and puts your *ss on ice.
JESUS YOU SCARED ME for a moment I thought you were out of the kitchen, give me my beer.
ITS GONNA BE A HOT SUMMER you may want to stock up on beverages