NECROMNOMNOMICON eat this cake fast, before it east your soul
AMBITION This man had it, and used it.
HEART ATTACK doesn't matter had bacon
YOU SEE CUTE he sees food
COLLEGE FOOD Dinner is served.
LOOKS LIKE your dog is trying to tell you someting
NO I want chocolate covered deep fried bacon
KIDS THESE DAYS I would've been lucky to get a fruit rollup for lunch
WET DREAMS This kid is having one
VEGETABLES It's what food eats
SEEMS LEGIT