fire

REMEMBER... if all else fails, you can set the building on fire

THANKS, JOSH Well done. Very well done.

SANTA he cursed me

CAR ALARMS they p*ss me off

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD

OMG ROOM ON FIRE must take photo

YOU CAN TELL it's a Dell.

LONG CAT Has reached critical mass

BECAUSE WHEN YOU GOTTA GO Nothing else matters

OBVIOUSLY you've never been to one of Chuck Norris' barbecues