fat guy

DAMN BUDGET CUTS

CALL OF DUTY fat ops

6-PACK definitely doing it right

IMPROBABLE the impossible can also be attempted

BEER it's what he's there for.

MY NAME IS FRED bastard son of Kool Aid Man and Rosanne Barr

FAKE ABS Sometimes they can look so real

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE I know it's hard. give it a try

GOCK When your gut fat hangs below your....

EVOLUTION OF INTERNET devolution of man

ONE TIDAL WAVE, coming up

I WILL DO IT I will take the ring into Mordor

UM No.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

SURE, HE'S FAT... but just imagine how many rounds it would take to put him down

TSUNAMI in 3...2...1...