fat

IT WILL tell you how FAT you've gotten

SHE'S FAT BUT... you live with your mom

FAT COPS Don't laugh. They'd rather shoot you and fill out paperwork than chase you down.

HE SHOULD START using those shake weights

SQUIRRELIUS AMERICANUS waiting for Jimmy Johns Delivery

THAT is a corgi not a husky,

OBESITY McDonalds finally hit Antarctica

MORE LIKE I beat the hell out of anorexia

AMERICAN level 1 and 80

IT'S NOT he has no bacon

ALCOHOL Helping fat guys get women since your conception

GARFIELD is not Rosie O'Donnell

I'm not going to play