JOSEPH DUCREAX approves
WHERE'S DADDY? Answer: the strip club
UNCLE STEVE loves to babysit
SCREAM TIL DAD STOPS Then Call The Police
THANK GOD I'm not that statue
WHO'S ADOPTED You are buddy.
EGOTISM Make sure and involve your family
THE INTERNET the shame of your relatives can now be shared by millions
SURE, IT SOUNDS BAD ...but, have you actually MET her Mother?
