falling

DEAR DIARY jackpot

IN SOVIET RUSSIA it snows you.

B*TCHES

IS IT THAT SHE IS FALLING THAT'S A FAIL or the fact that he is wearing high heels?

PELVIC THRUST POWER! or that he didn't use deodorant, anywhere.

RUNNING ON FEET is too mainstream

FOLLY it's one thing to fall head over heels in love, yet another to fall head over handlebars in shame.

IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS the concrete will be making fun of you.

GOOD GUY GREG would help her home safely

THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD

LANDING it's an art too, you know?