fake

B*TCH PLEASE

FAKE RELATIONSHIP more than 48% of men are capable of faking an entire relationship

IF YOU CAN TOUCH THEM they're real

INJURY Isn't it hilarious?

YOU GUYS REMEMBER when the world ended twice this year

FAKE ORGASMS They wouldn't exist if you just tried a bit harder.

FAKE supergirl is blonde

DAMN. I was hoping this was real

SEEMS LEGIT

MY FAKE PLANT DIED because I forgot to pretend to water it.

FAKE computers would know that it's "an error" not "a error."

SILICONE BOOBS you don't need x-ray vision

FONY accept no cheap imitations

PRICES SO LOW you'll swear they're fake