fact

YES yes it does

BALLOONS COME FROM TREES It's now a fact. next question?

DOGGY STYLE Now a 100% effective form of birth control

STAPLE GUNS because duct tape can't make that "kaCHUNK" noise.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death among beavers

STRANGE BUT TRUE in the future, everyone will be gay and robots will be needed to force humans to propagate the species.

FACT your cat just became less cuddly

FACT I didn't have to. I visualized the keyboard layout in my head.

SCIENCE FACT:FOSSIL FUEL IS RENEWABLE humans won't survive to see it