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FACT your cat just became less cuddly

SCIENCE FACT:FOSSIL FUEL IS RENEWABLE humans won't survive to see it

DOGGY STYLE Now a 100% effective form of birth control

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death among beavers

FACT I didn't have to. I visualized the keyboard layout in my head.

YES yes it does

STAPLE GUNS because duct tape can't make that "kaCHUNK" noise.

BALLOONS COME FROM TREES It's now a fact. next question?

STRANGE BUT TRUE in the future, everyone will be gay and robots will be needed to force humans to propagate the species.