SOMEONE give me her phone number
BITCH PLEASE
919,217 who should not be allowed to breed.
NO skyping with Medusa
GOD HELP US ALL if they join together
BEWARE OF FACEBOOK it deletes your life.
ANY EXCUSE to get halfnaked on facebook
EVEN TOM doesn't use myspace anymore
JACKIE CHAN takes fat b*tches on rice dates.
FACEBOOK you're doing it very, very disturbingly
DOESN'T MATTER red will get laid tonight and regularly thereafter.
DRINKING because planking, owling and other -ings will be old soon,