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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Cousins make unannounced 15 day visit with 8-year-old and 4-year-old kids, get offended when they are forbidden from coming back: 'I'm furious on my mom's behalf'
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Employee refuses to accept award at work because a coworker nominated them instead of a client: 'I don’t feel that it means the same coming from coworkers as from clients.'
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Daughter refuses to help retired parents with another cash‑out refinance after years of paying their bills and cleaning up their bad financial decisions while they keep taking expensive yearly trips they cannot afford
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Company gives employee a 20¢ cost of living adjustment after 5 years of dedicated service: 'Their reason? They needed to pay the C-suite more'
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Employee uncovers rejection letter from 1957 with $75 enclosed ($900 today), workers bemoan contemporary job rejections: 'Never forget what the boomers took from us'
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