eww

SCISSORS don't run with them

WIKILEAKS you're doing it wrong, so very wrong

BUG! bug on my shoe

THIS reminds me of some parts of my ex

FORMERLY OBESE MAN worst superhero ever

FAN FICTION it's kinda like that

WAIT! WHAT?

AWW, WHY SO SAD? oh! Yeah, he creeps me out too.

LADY GAGA we found her secret condo

BLUE WAFFLE She has it.

THIS IS WHY they invented molotov cocktails

WHAT MAKEUP DO YOU USE? nutella?

THROWING UP I just did a little in my mouth :(

THIS was a buzzkill