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TROPHY WIFE made of bronze

EXCUSE ME SIR, there's no toilet paper in the restroom

NEVER trust a fart

RED BULL chemically it's just caffine, carbonated hawaiinn punch and donkey p*ss

YEP

CORNBRATOR found in kentucky

I'LL LET MADAM HOOCH mount my broom anyday

IN SOVIET RUSSIA presents open you

AROMATHERAPY

50/50 CHANCE That this is a woman

THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA and sadly many of them look like this

DO YOU even know what twilight is?