eww

LET US NOT GO TO JAPAN 'tis a silly place

THE LONGER YOU LOOK the funnier it gets

FACEBOOK next time you try to look hot for random strangers try cleaning the nasty mold out of the tub first.

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN, cannot be unseen

CONGRATULATIONS you've failed as a parent

THE UNITED STATES who says it's not classy?

KILL IT! kill it with fire!

DON'T BY DRUGS become a pop star and they give you them for free

I'M THE GUY IN THE BACK crying with a boner

NO just no.

BLUE WAFFLES... no thanks... I don't think I'll be using that

FAIL that's lean, finely textured beef

SUNSCREEN? it never even crossed my mind