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PORK BRAINS 3 lifetimes allowance of cholesterol in every serving

SEEMS LEGIT...

BATMAN BEWARE the joker is still alive

TASTE THE RAINBOW and later, vomit the rainbow

YOU MADE ME CHECK why woud you make me check?

Really it's just a bunch of shirtless guys...

FAIL that's lean, finely textured beef

THE HOVER KISS because no guy in his right mind would put his lips on that.

THIS IS WHY you should brush your teeth first thing in the morning

PORCELAIN GOD tell me your secrets

MELTING you're doing it right

CHARLOTTE CUUHLHOURNE Nice try, but still not as gay as twilight.

SOME PEOPLE shouldn't make tattoos

DON'T FORGET ranch dressing