escalator

I'D SAY WIN lazy bastards

AWESOMENESS You might be awesome, but you're not Jesus high-fiving Freakazoid on an escalator awesome.

TREKSCALATOR Beaming down to the food court at a leisurely pace.

TREKSCALATOR, beaming down to the food cord at a leisurely pace

MEANWHILE in america.

DON'T ESCALATE elevate