english

PUNCTUATION It saves lives

THANK GOD your astronomy teacher doesn't teach English

CAPTAIN FALCON skipped english class

SEEMS LEGIT

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT fling G.B. Shaw's old wisdom around, be a language smart-ass, still manage to misspell "pronounced" twice.

SHE DIDN'T GET A D-? probably sleeping with the teacher

YOU GOT A C FOR TWO REASONS 1. you but because twice in one sentence and spelt it wrong once 2. Because you write like Stephanie Meyer

YOUR AND YOU'RE Now you have no excuse for messing it up

I THINK YOU MEAN... don't ubermenschen it

QUEEN'S ENGLISH that's how it is pronounced

MAYBE you should keep them, also read them