eggs

BACON AND EGGS CUPCAKES your argument is invalid, yet awesome

JUST TRY to imagine the chickens that laid these

EGGS Preferable to love

APOSTROPHES INDICATED POSSESSION clearly the eggs are possessed

DISCOVERING CARNAGE humorous when it's just eggs!

KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS E- oh crap, too late.

DEATH ROW It's whats for dinner.

EGGS The Air Force will destroy them with unparalleled violence

SALMONELLA The only thing that can beat Rocky.

BAMBOO SHARK would like a word with you...