edward cullen

FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: epic ass kicking with no chances or survival

WRONG You fingered Edward Cullen.

EDWARD IS IN NARNIA Why? Because he's that Deep in the Closet

IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST, and there is no one around to hear it, do we all wish it would hit one of them?

GIRLS NIGHT OUT

MEGA EPIC FAIL Because you knowing this means you actually read the book

EDWARD CULLEN Consider him gone.

PEDWARD Shhhhhhh... It'll all be over soon

WHY ARE THEY looking at each other's pants?

HARRY POTTER Really hates Twilight

Well, That explains Edward...