edward cullen

HI! DO YOU WANT A AUTOGRA- oh, you don't?... ok

ALUCARD he's laughing because he just heard Edward Cullen claim to be a vampire

Simple logic Always leads to the truth

919,217 who should not be allowed to breed.

EDWARD CULLEN So deep in the closet, he's in Narnia

HERP It's a science!

EDWARD IS IN NARNIA Why? Because he's that Deep in the Closet

BUFF Please come back. We have a Vampire we need you to kill... His name is Edward Cullen.

Well, That explains Edward...

IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST, and there is no one around to hear it, do we all wish it would hit one of them?

EDWARD CULLEN Consider him gone.

EDWARD CULLEN has been hooking up with Jacob Black behind Bella's back.