edward cullen

EDWARD CULLEN has been hooking up with Jacob Black behind Bella's back.

EDWARD CULLEN Consider him gone.

EDWARD CULLEN So deep in the closet, he's in Narnia

WHY ARE THEY looking at each other's pants?

BUFF Please come back. We have a Vampire we need you to kill... His name is Edward Cullen.

WRONG You fingered Edward Cullen.

ALUCARD he's laughing because he just heard Edward Cullen claim to be a vampire

SERIOUSLY What has our society become?

IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST, and there is no one around to hear it, do we all wish it would hit one of them?

HERP It's a science!

HI! DO YOU WANT A AUTOGRA- oh, you don't?... ok

Simple logic Always leads to the truth

NO... this is Edward Cullen's bathroom